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| Okay, I'm actually sitting in my mock
trial class after school, typing away on my laptop while looking at the teacher,
so it appears that I'm paying attention. But that's immaterial. The point is,
on the way here, I was nearly run down by a strange fat man ON A FUCKING ZAMBONI.
You heard correctly, I was nearly subjected to death by zamboni. Do you realize
how frightening that is? I am walking down the hallway, and I go to turn the corner,
like normal, and BAM, I'm face to kneecap with a guy riding around on a zamboni
like some sort of fucking cowboy. He smirks at me, as if to say "I'm a fat guy
on a zamboni, and I'm smirking at you" and continues to drive straight at me.
Sorry to disappoint all of you, but I was not sucked under the Vehicle of Death,
to be mangled by the spinning buffer thingy. I know that you had your hopes up,
you assholes, but you'll have to skip on that one. The point I was trying to make
before I was sidetracked by this rather long rant that could be summed up with
"ZAMBONI NEARLY KILLS STUDENT, MORE AT...NEVERMIND, NOBODY CARES!" is the irrisponsible
delegation of duties in my school district. Now, I'm not saying that I'd be better
at zamboni jockey duty (although I would), I'm just saying that MAYBE, just MAYBE,
a huge man with Down Syndrome, Bipolar Disorder, Manic Schitzophrenia, and Narcolepsy,
is not the best choice to be riding around a multiple hundred pound machine of
rolling death in a hallway that people are going to be walking down. This is directed
at the people in charge of my school district (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, MOTHERFUCKERS,
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), not that they'll read my website (at least not according
to my logs, which say that a recluse in France who last visited a hermaphrodite
porn site, and an old lady who last visited a humane society webpage, are the
only ones who have ever been to my site). I might as well just take this site
down, for all the people that visit it. JUST KIDDING! I WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD
ITS RANCID STENCH ALL OVER THE INTERNET!
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