Are You a Religious Pussy?

Are you one of those people that actually gets upset by people saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays"? If so, then your answer to the title question is a resounding yes. Just incase you think I'm not talking to you, let me make it clear. I don't care what your reason is, you are a religious pussy. Unless you were stoned as a child while your peers yelled "Merry Christmas" in your face, you fall into this category.

Why does it matter? If someone gets told to have a good time, do you get upset and start lobbying for equal rights or some such shit? No (unless you're undeserving of the lofty title of "dumbass"), you don't. Because it doesn't matter. And that's all that's happening here. When someone says "Merry Christmas," they are telling you to have a happy Christmas. So you're a zen buddhist. Who the fuck cares? I mean seriously. Next person that tells someone around me that they can't say something because of their religion, you get loaded up in a gondola and pushed off of a waterfall. End of discussion. No more complaining.

Email me and call me a dumbass.