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| I know that people have fundamental
beliefs that they cannot be expected to change, particularly not based solely
upon the semi-coherent rantings of some random person online (aka me). However,
I would like to question the reasoning behind those who protest war. "It
is never right to take the life of another human being," they salivate. How
can that assertation possibly be true? Given the fact that in a recent survey
done by me, three fourths of the population of the world is made up of either
evil people, or just plain old fashion dumbasses, both of which have been known
to do a lot of random crazy shit that probably shouldn't be done, I think that taking a life could possibly be the kindest thing you can do. Now, whenever
somebody brings up the topic of their anti-war sentiments, I always (because of
my lack of knowledge in the history department) come back with the argument of
Hitler. I don't really know of any other wars, so I can't really say what is up
with the other ones. However, I do know my Hitler references, which I make with
wild abandon, much like a crazy drunken stereotypical southerner shooting a shotgun
with, you guessed it, wild abandon. So, in the spirit of my singleminded persuit
of convincing people of things based upon random Hitler references, I punched
a bunch of mysterious information into my computer, in a program called "Know
Your Historical AIM Conversations", and it produced the following simulated
chat: US@#1: hey d00d, did y0u get that peace treaty from us? we sent it fed X a few days ag0. Hizzitler: ye4h mang, dats a buncha sh!t. US@#1: wtt!!1?/?? we give you c0ntr0l 0ver da rhineland d00d. Hizzitler: i w!sh to r00l y0ur pe0ple. US@#1: 0h man, dat sukks. Hizzitler: feel free t0 v!s!t 1 0f my c4mps anyt!me mang. I'd venture to say that this conversation is approximately 97.317% accurate. This should put an end to all of that anti-war nonsense, at least if I were trying to convince myself. However, since I'm not trying to convince myself, as I'm pretty damn sure that my opinions are all correct, I don't know how good of a job this is going to do to convince people that we gotta take out some punks every once in awhile. Email me: tyler@childprogeny.com Sign my guestbook. Back to updates. |