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      So I haven't updated in about two weeks. Infact, I hadn't even put the two most recent updates in the archives yet and don't remember when I uploaded them, so I had to just make up a date. Oh well. From now on, I'm trying to stick to some sort of schedule. I'll update on Wednesdays and Sundays by midnight, or you have my permission to email me harassing letters talking about how I am so incompetent that I not only completely lack a sense of humor, but on top of that, I can't even update my webpage twice a week.
      Oh, and I may actually read what you write me, especially if you title it something like "hey u fag hole" or something sophisticated like that. I get a lot of email that puts my sexuality on the spot. I don't know why, but apparently the internet at large (or more accurately, small, considering the amounts of email I get) thinks I am, indeed, a fag. To all of those people, who think for whatever reason that I am gay, I ask for some simple suspension of disbelief here, and that you pretend I said something really witty, when in fact all I said was "I'm not gay."
      Thanks a bunch and have a nice day.


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