Check Out the Uglies!
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Ever feel down on yourself because of your physical appearance? Well, if you do, try going to one of these retarded sites where you post your picture to be mocked and scorned. May I recommend facethejury.com or hotornot.com? Of course I may, I pay for this site. I know that whenever I am feeling insecure about my physical appearance (never, because I look like a cross between Brad Pitt and Freddy Prinz Jr.) it greatly boosts my battered and beaten self esteem to go to one of these sites and brutally mock these retards. What is the point of putting your picture on one of these sites, anyway? Let's break this down into the two options: 1. You are decent looking and therefor get a bunch of 10s because people don't have the balls to give you the 1 you deserve. This affirms your existance because it means that a bunch of overweight, sweaty armpitted, wife-beater wearing trailer trash have judged you as nice to look at. 2. You look like shit, get straight 1s (as you deserve), and are repeatedly told that you do, infact, look like shit. This serves no purpose but to decrease your already meager self esteem. My plan to increase your self esteem may not work if you are an excessively ugly person, but in that case, I'd guessing you're really depressed and on the verge of killing yourself anyway. In which case it doesn't matter, because you can just put a request for closed casket in your suicide note. Oh, and give a plug for my website, while you're at it. You've got nothing better to do. Email me: tyler@childprogeny.com Sign my guestbook. Back to updates. |