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Here's a shark doing what sharks do best: kicking ass.
Why is it that all these people want to save the whales? When was the last time a whale did anything for humanity, ever? I mean, sure, we have this Kaiko the whale stuff, but let's face it. Kaiko the whale is a pansy. He sucked in that one movie, Free Willy, and he sucked in every horrible sequel that Hollywood reliably crapped out to milk the cash cow. But sharks. Oh man, how many movies have there been about sharks? There were like six hundred Jaws movies. Deep Blue Sea, Creature, Devilfish, Great White, etc. And they were all about how sharks would go off on people and start randomly eating them. That's what a movie should be about. So why does everyone want to save the whales? They're useless, they don't do anything except die and smell up beaches out of spite. Only idiots want to save whales.
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