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If you are looking for the ultimate way to sacrifice your dignity on the alter of stupidity, may I recommend breaking out into a full sprint in the middle of a public area, dressed in full street clothes? It is quite the effective method for making yourself look like a total goon. I mean, would you rather be four seconds late to class, or make a fool of yourself by making an ass crazy bum rush through the whole campus, baggy jeans and polo shirt flapping in the wind, making yourself look like a human parachute. Every day I see some fag making a mad dash through the school hallways, and it never fails that they happen to be the dorkiest person within a four hundred mile radius. Do you want to be known as that kind of person? No? I didn't think so. Don't run.
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