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The king of man turning around. Holy shit, I think I just wet my pants.
This movie was pretty cool. The special effects were awesome and I liked the story, since it was based on a book that I read awhile ago. The guy pictured above takes his roll as the king of men very seriously. As does the elf warrior who accompanies him. However, the lone dwarf that we see in this movie is used purely for comedic relief. Such underhanded jokes as not being able to keep up while running due to short legs, not being able to see over walls, and actually being tossed across a short devide were all used to demean and degrade the poor dwarf. The obvious reason for this inequality in the movie is because of his race. Now, I thought we were a little beyond such displays of blatant racism, but apparently I was wrong. When John F. Kennedy (or somebody) said "I hope my kids will be judged on the content of their character and not on their race" (it was something like that, I'm pretty sure), apparently he meant that to apply for everyone except dwarfs. Other than that, though, the movie kicked ass. Well, that and the five minute long speech by one of those fag hobbits that explained the whole goddamn plot for those in the audience who were too stupid to figure it out on their own. That was pretty lame, as well as the elements of romance that were thrown in between the "King of Man" and his numerous bitches. Apparently monogamy wasn't in style back then. Oh, and the hobbits all acted exceedingly gay; they kept staring deep into each others' eyes, as if saying "I want to make out with you," which was quite odd. Other than those few things, this movie was awesome. The special effects and the story were awesome, and the battle scenes were the best I've ever seen.
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