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Does this even need a caption? Horrible idea.

First off, let me make it abundantly clear. I have not seen this movie. I am not interested in subjecting myself to torture of this magnitude. That disclaimer being out of the way, let me also make this clear: this movie sucks ass. You can tell just from the previews. I mean holy shit, it's a talking kangaroo that steals money and sings Rappers Delight. Who the hell crapped out that idea? Man, the movie industry is going down the drain when actors actually accept this movie as a job. I wouldn't accept this movie as a job, and I'm not even an actor. They have the massive black guy (yes, black guy; he is the only black guy in the previews, so that is an identifying characteristic) who seems to have been repeatedly run over by a city bus, as he can't perform a coherent sentence without injecting so much emotion into it that he appears to be taking a massive crap that results in his heart breaking in half. Horrible acting, he gets an "F". The second guy. Man, wasn't he a real actor at one time? I don't know, but this movie will surely put his career in the ground, as far as I'm concerned. Anybody who actually thinks this movie looks good also gets a giant

"F"

Man, what a horrible idea this movie is.




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