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This is what my contestent would look like. Burlap sack included.
I just heard about the show Joe Millionaire (wow, what a stupid concept), and I have come up with my own twist on the show. It's sort of like the original show, except the exact opposite. Now, instead of having some guy dress up as a millionaire and impress women with his inane babble, I dress up a real millionaire as a bum and have twenty women surrounding him. This way, when he acts shy and quiet, the women will shun him due to his lack of money and nice clothes (since we all know what lying whore-bitches women are). The first half of the show will consist of that, but the second half will consist of him driving up to his house in his Bentley, stepping out of the car in head to toe Armani, and going inside to meet the ladies. And by "ladies" I mean "backstabbing ho-slut gold diggers." The funny part is when the women realize that their gold digging radar was used against them and spend the rest of the time trying to curry his favor like the dogs that they are. Holy shit, I should work for NBC or ABC or HIV or some television station. Except then I'd have to burn my eyes out with lye so as not to see any of the shitty shows I'd be affiliated with. Scatch that job plan, nevermind.
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