That's correct, as you have probably surmised, I will now be starting an advice column in which people may email me their problems, and I will do my best to answer them. I will answer any questions in an honest fashion, so you need not worry about getting a fluffy bullshit answer. You may email me on whatever the hell you want to, and I'll do my best to answer. Got problems with a significant other? I'm your man. Need advice on how to kick heroin? Fire up the email. Want methods of killing your neighbor? Hey, that's my major. Whatever you need an answer to, I will help you out with. Hey, you can even send me fake problems for all I care, as if you're having a fake problem, somebody may be having the same real problem, so it will still help out the kiddies. Which is what I'm all about. Helping the kidding. Right. Anyway. You might want to send a fake name on the bottom, though, since it will be posted online. You probably don't want your friends knowing about your homoerotic dreams. Email me: tyler@childprogeny.com Sign my guestbook. Back to updates. |