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This lady, who teaches Christian Science, is more ghetto than any of "gangstas" at my school.
I know this kid at school. Yeah, I hate him. Now a thing you should know about my school. We're not by any stretch of the imagination a rich school, but we're fairly affluent. Plenty of kids drive Mercedes, BMWs, Lexus, Porsches, Jaguars, and then the obligitory fags with "suped up" (meaning lots of tacky neon and huge jet plane style spoilers) Hondas (who spend more money on stickers and fake performance parts than they spent on the shitty car in the first place). Every day, this kid wears huge pants that are falling off of his ass. Now, when I go to school, a guy's ass ranks right up there among one of the last things I would want to see. So why does he do this? Because he's a "gangsta." Which confuses me, because, as far as I know, he is not in a gang. His father owns a company and brings in over $100,000 annually, and his mother works in real estate and also brings in over $100,000 annually. They give him whatever he wants and he drives a Lexus to school every day. That they bought him. Man, it must be tough to be a "gangsta" these days. If I had to live like that, I think I'd wet myself in fear of how I were going to build "street cred" and "keep it real." That's another thing. Anybody who is "keeping it real" is automatically full of shit. But back to what I was saying, it's a good thing I don't have to live the tough life that he does. I mean, it's not like I have to buy my own car, my own clothes, and my own electronics. Oh wait...that's right, I do. And I am a fortunate example of the offspring of two successful parents. Holy shit, I wonder how tough it must be for this hardass. Oh wait.
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