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holy shit that is stupid
Wow, check out those poofy ass hats. This movie was bad enough that one of the drummers died in the middle of a scene shoot.

This was the most in your face of ghetto smalktalking that I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Now, here's the plot. There's this kid. He's good at drums, but his dad doesn't like him. Or something. He graduated, and rebeled against the band director's signals. Which was "tight," according to this kid's friend. This kid got a scholarship to some school that I don't remember. He rebels against all the rules, and manages to act like a hip hop star throughout the whole movie. His face has two looks. Either he's constipated and trying to drop the biggest loaf in the history of the world (cue to drum sticks hitting snare drum), or he has a goofy half smile on his face, talking about getting some action from some "whack ass biznatch," whatever the hell that means (cue to shot of main dancer's ass). That is what the entire movie consisted of. And to make it worse, I drank too much root beer throughout the movie, and had to pee for the last 25 minutes. The best part about this movie was the pee that I took after the ending, where everything turned out aye oh kay. Gave me a warm fuzzy feeling. The pee I took, not the movie ending.


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