My Dog Will Eat Your Cat

Full Screen Kill Me Bookmark Me A cat must stand on the back of a dog to get anything, ever. Everyone with any small amount of dignity will tell you that dogs are better than cats. Unless they are a chick, or they are gay. That's all there is to it. You admit that dogs rule cats, unless you do guys. I have a story for you. My dog was sleeping infront of the fire place the other day. Let me describe my dog for you. I was looking for the ultimate killing machine, so I found a dog with the best qualities of three breeds: Rottwieler, German Shephard, and Black Labradore. This dog weighs roughly 120 lbs, and that is all muscle. Okay, so my dog (Leo the Lion), was laying infront of the stairway sleeping (even killing machines need to sleep every once in awhile). Seeing this, my cat tried to sneak up on him and bite his throat open. While I was watching the cat sneak up behind Leo, I saw his eyes slit open. Uh oh. He had detected the cat sneaking up behind him. As the cat pounced, Leo leaped straight up into the air, turned, and bit the cat in half in mid air. I was like "holy shit" because the cat's back end (the part that wasn't already eaten) started spouting blood all over the place. But then my other dog (the quick sly one) came over and ate the rest of the cat. This is a true story, it happened the other day, and it rid the world of one more pesky cat. I don't even know why I had that cat. But to this day (three days later), I thank Leo for saving me from fag-dom. Moral of the story? Well, if you don't get the moral by now, you are a moron. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you'd probably only succeed in turning yourself into a vegetable, where tax dollars would go to keeping your worthless ass alive with life support systems. Loser. Email me: tyler@childprogeny.com Sign my guestbook. Back to updates.