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      I am moving for new legislature to be enstated. This legislature will call for anyone with operable reproductive systems to undergo a few simple tests at the age of eighteen. These tests will be the following:
  • Standard IQ Test
  • Proof of Employment
  • Proof of Insurance
  • Proof of Residence
      Now, at the ripe old age of eighteen, most people are not going to pass those tests, at least not to my standards. My standards are 110+ for the IQ test, "yes" and making $45,000+ per year, yes, and yes. However, if they don't pass those tests, they may retake them whenever they wish. This is all leading up to this: You want a child? Swipe your damn card. If there is a violation (child being born without tests being passed), those people will be fined $20,000 and the child will become a ward of the state until an adoption may be arranged. If they can't pay on the spot, that's fine, they can just sign over a lung or a kidney, or some other semi-vital organ.
      Hopefully this legislature will (when I become a powerful politicial and/or world overlord) be voted into effect. This would cut down on pregnancy among, stupid, poor, and uneducated people. The main reason I want to do this is because of these dumb bastard's kids is going to hold me up outside a Wal-Mart, put a bullet in my ass, and leave me bleeding to death. Vote for me, before this happens.


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