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I think I've figured it out. George "Dubba Dubba Dubba" Bush is a robot sent from the future by the mysterious Skynet computer to start a nuclear war that will end in the death of mankind. The facts are minute, and none but a well trained eye (such as mine) would be able to spot it, but there are certain tipoffs. For example, this speech that the president made in a recent political interview:
| I am, infact, folks, a super secret robot with a human head sent from the future to destroy the world. My means will be a seemingly innocent inspection process of Iraq and North Korea that will lead up to a head that includes nuclear war and world armageddon. And the oil companies will fund it all. |
Now, I may be the only one that sees it, but the words "and the oil companies will fund it all" seem to have a rather sinister meaning. According to the recent spree of commercials that strive to convince me that SUV drivers support terrorism, oil is bought from the Middle East, which is a bunch of raving terrorist lunatics. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that make Bush a terror supporter? I thought so. That may be the best fucking argument I've ever made in my life.
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