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If I were a teacher (or the president), this is what I'd say.


What the hell is wrong with people? Why is it that when I turn in a paper for school, it has to be a fucking novel? You give me a topic that can be summarized in four paragraphs, that's what I'm going to do. I'm not going to draw it out and write a fifty page essay on it, you know why? Because everything past the fourth paragraph is bullshit. Pure, unadulterated bullshit. There's no reason to write out 50 pages of it, because politicians shovel out enough of it already. But that's another story. I just don't understand why everybody want copious amounts of ink splattered all over everything. Somebody clue me in on this. It makes no sense. For a teacher, would you want to read through 50 pages of trype? I know that I wouldn't. I'd fail a student if they turned in an essay to summarize something that should be a few paragraphs. Please, people. It's all filler, just shut up after you make the point. Somebody tell me what's up.


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