Yay, it's an Epidemic

Full Screen Kill Me Bookmark Me There's your free porn, now shut the hell up. Has anybody ever looked at what people do on the internet out of curiosity? Holy shit. I made that mistake once, on a school computer and there was tons of porn sites that had been recently visited. What the hell kind of pervert looks at porn while they're on a school computer? And the worst part is that you just know that they were doing the one handed shuffle while "browsing." Not only do these dumbasses look at porn pages on the internet, they also go to Google or Lycos and look up completely fucking retarded search topics. What kind of search query is: Pics of my ex-girlfriend naked??? Holy shit, it's not like you're talking to one of the three wise men, and it's just going to come up with random stuff that happens to fit your search. I mean what the shit? You know how much of a goddamn idiot you have to be to type in something like that? This pisses me off. If not for morons like these, people wouldn't have to spend hours coding in error checking on search engines. You fuck up the query, you get this: Sorry, but you're a fucking moron, and we don't cater to morons. End yourself. If you have ever typed in a search such as the example, please, for the love of god, just kill yourself. Pick yourself up by the collar and throw yourself out of a twelve story building, preferably head first into a freeway. Just make sure it's not into my car. Email me: tyler@childprogeny.com Sign my guestbook. Back to updates.