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This man loves eating animals.
I don't understand why so many people have hopped on this retarded PETA bandwagon. I swear to god if one more person starts yelling at me about how I shouldn't eat meat because animals suffer for it, I'm going to go insane and grow a second head. The other day, some superbitch comes up to me at lunch, as I'm eating my wonderful ham sandwich, and starts talking about how I shouldn't be eating meat because it causes suffering of animals. Now, I should probably mention that this is the same girl that is making purple patches that say "People for PEACE" and handing them out to everybody and their dog. Literally, I saw her pin one on a dog. Not very humane, that. Anyway, this girl started talking about how many pigs die each year so that I can eat my ham and cheese sandwich. I then told her that those were noble pigs serving a function to society: to keep people from having to eat burlap sacks (like this bitch does). Apparently she didn't take that very well. She started calling me a horrible person and threatening to report me to newspapers. First of all, I already knew I was a horrible person, so calling me that really wasn't any kind of zinger. And second of all, why would any newspaper care if some high school kid somewhere is
Which reminds me. This girl has organized some retarded peace rally at the
capital of the state I live in, in which her and her other dumbass high school
buddies will run around shaking signs and yelling for peace. Now, I may be
completely off, but does anybody really care what some high school bitch from
Salem, Oregon thinks? I can just see it now:
George Bush: <sitting at button> Should we bomb Iraq, General?
Vulcan / Colen Powell: Go for it, Sir.
Random Tech Guy #1: Wait, sir! We have a call!
Vulcan / Colen Powell: What is it?
Random Tech Guy #1: <on phone> Um...mmhmm...okay...righto, I'll tell
him at once.
Random Tech Guy #1: Critical information! Some girl in Oregon doesn't want
to bomb Iraq.
Goerge Bush: Holy shit, and it was almost too late.
Really, who cares? It's not like she's going to change anything, she may as
well go back to listening to Led Zepplin and Jimi Hendrix for all the good
it will do. Thank god she's not a person with influence, or America would
be a nation with no balls.
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